Every tumblr app update I’m like yes this time they’ll get it for sure but god damn am I wrong everytime
i am in the mood for blow jobs and ice cream
so fucking high
*packs another bowl*
i’m too high
*takes another bong rip*
*chokes on hit for 3 minutes*
I cant go on.
*takes another hit*
If Aubrey Plaza were a Pokemon, the next logical stage in her evolution would be…
Stephanie Beatriz from Fox’s Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
The other night i got so high i used the handle of a plastic spoon to cut cake then i used the other end to scoop peanut butter and then i looked at my roommate and said “you must use all parts of the buffalo” as i stuffed peanut butter cake in my mouth